Score: 9

""I think I'm bleeding.""

submission: Pop a Cap!

date: September 8, 2007

That was funny but it was kind of short. Also nice funeral joke.

Score: 7

"Good"

submission: CU-Comic Con Special 07

date: September 4, 2007

I, personally, found this funny even if it was a slide show.

Score: 10

"Damn"

submission: Aladdin 3150

date: August 22, 2007

This was amazing, the graphics were gorgeous and the sound fit in perfectly with the setting. The fact that you actually altered the Aladdin story a bit boosts your score even more. There was a broken arm and some more violence as well. Not much in the way of humor but you wouldn't need it in this flash anyways.

This deserves nothing lower than a 9 or 10

Score: 7

"Fine..."

submission: SleepEasy

date: August 20, 2007

I don't usually like animations done by clocks but this one wasn't too bad.

Score: 9

"heh, nice"

submission: Canadian Idiot!

date: August 19, 2007

I love the lyrics and found it to be quite amusing. The animation highly resembled that of Canadians in south park which added some humor (hell, there was a picture of Terence and Philip in there). Theres a lot to like in this song so long as you are neither Canadian or are upset easily.

Score: 10

"Really good!"

submission: :: Hot Enough For Ya? ::

date: August 13, 2007

Well you get an extra star for boobs that are bigger than the blonde chick's head and possible tentacle rape. Now, to comment on the more serious portions of your short. The premise was good and I really don't like reporters who find out what "the word on the street" is. There might have been a few funnier sarcastic responses but they wouldn't tie in well with your style. Heres hoping for more good toons out of ya.

Score: 7

"Above average/ Wait Hangar 3???"

submission: Helistorm2

date: August 12, 2007

Those airplanes look like the ones from hangar 3 and shocklander. Those were 3D of course. Anyways this game was pretty good i personally dont typically like this genre of games but it had me interested for about 30 min.

Score: 9

"Almost perfect"

submission: Mardek Rpg: Chapter 1

date: June 14, 2007

Wow, this is awesome. The graphics only get a 9 because of the pixelated part of the game. You have a lot of style, mixing fantasy and sci-fi. The in-game sound was better than that of most other games submitted onto NG. No blood so your stuck with an average-ish score for violence. Full score for interactivity due to the fact that you basically control the entire flow of the game. For humor you get a 6 because of various comments like the bedbug random encounter joke.

Overall you get a 9 because the humor and violence isn't that important to this type of game.

Score: 4

"Too cliche but maybe the plot will change in #2"

submission: Shin ArkAngel - 01

date: June 13, 2007

The graphics were good at slow scenes but choppy and bad at the scenes with more action. Your style gets average because of two things Gundam and Eureka Seven, your flash may turn out different but it so far seems to be a fusion of the two with more Eureka than Gundam. Sound, only noticeable sound was the Japanese pop, which I'm not a fan of. I guess you could consider a bit of it violent. Finally, as far as humor goes this flash was pretty dry. The only thing that could be considered funny was the motorcycle scene.

Onto the so far developing story....It involves a war! It's possible that the war could be something with meaningful insight into our own lives...but still once you have witnessed 4-5 mech cartoons with the stereotypical "nameless war that happened (insert number here) many years ago" you just get tired of the same stuff. All in all you have cliche mech cartoon elements and a plot that so far hasn't convinced me that this series will end up having anything else.

Heres hoping that episode two is better.

Score: 5

"Nothing new..."

submission: :: Squirrel Songs IV ::

date: June 8, 2007

first off as much as i liked foamy a while back for his "interesting" views and occasionally funny cartoons, this is just showing the meritocracy he's capable of. Only the third song was remotely funny. Your toons don't look that bad but still for how many toons you make I expected some more improvement. Your style is really starting to get repetitive Foamy shouts out various expletives and the slides across the screen while complaining about some issue. I didn't like the first two songs that much but it's obvious some thought was put into the lyrics. Violence? Yeah, you have a bit but nothing actually displaying it just in the lyrics. The small dash of humor in the last song earns you a five.

I don't know why people are liking this so much but maybe its just me.....